Caustic Course of Presidential Hopefuls One Line Item at a Time
Fast Food or Casual Dining Politics Served Up Daily.
All Candidates for Employment Will Be Available for Random Drug Tests and
the Mini Mental State Examination (MMSE). That's Apple Penny Table in the Corner
While You Draw a Clock Face on Your Placemat.
Hello My Name is Jeb Bush and I'll be Your President This Evening.
All right, I'm HRC, Put Your Fat Fuckin' Ass In a Seat.
Hi, Chris here, Hey, where'd everybody went?
No tipping, please. I'm Lizzie Warren, and I'll just put this tomahawk on
the table while we wait for a decent minimum wage.
You're telling me I could be Brad Pitt, Charlie Bronson and Christopher
Reeve rolled into one and just because I happen to be a Mormon, I can't win?
Down Texas Way They Call Me Professor Perry. Let's face it we seen what
brains can do these last several years. I say give Pecos a Chance.
I Heart Huckabees, and Jay Z and Sister Souljah and really any Christian:
Man Woman or Trans. You want Guns and Gravy with those Fries?